Hello friends, umid hai apko meri “Taarak mehta ka ooltah chashmah” chudai kahani ka pichhla part pasand aaya hoga. Ab aage..
Ab aate hai hum agle din par. Aaj Gokuldham me shaanti thi aur sabse pehle chalte hai hum Daya ke ghar par. Daya apne ghar ka roz ka kaam kar rahi thi aur Bapu ji baahar gaye hue the.
Tapu apne room me tha aur free baitha tha. Tabhi Tapu ne socha, ki kyu naa Pooja ki chudai ki jaaye. Ye soch kar Tapu ne Pooja ko phone lagaya, lekin Pooja ka phone nahi laga.
Fir Tapu ne apne khade hue lund ko bitha liya aur let gaya. Uske baad wo Gogi ko phone karne lag gaya. Lekin Gogi ka phone bhi nahi laga, kyuki uske phone par privacy lagi hui thi.
Jis din Gogi ko Tapu ne thappad maara tha, us din se Gogi ko Tapu par bahut zyada gussa tha. Ab Gogi Tapu se us thappad ka badla lena chaahta tha. Jab Gogi ka phone nahi mila, to Tapu so gaya.
Udhar Jetha Lal bhi abhi so raha tha aur Daya ghar ke kaam me busy thi. Tabhi Daya ne socha, ki Tapu ke Papa ko utha kar aati hu. Aur ye soch kar wo Jetha Lal ke room ki taraf chali gayi. Fir Jetha Lal ke room me pahunch kar, usne Jetha Lal ko kaha-
Daya: Tapu ke Papa, ab uth jao. Kaafi der ho gayi hai, aur aapko dukaan par bhi jaana hai.
Jetha Lal raat ko client se deal karne ke baad ghar par aaya tha. Usko thakaan chadhi hui thi aur uska dil aur sone ko kar raha tha. Saath me usko ye bhi pata tha, ki aaj Bapu ji ghar par nahi the. Fir Jatha Lal ne Sukhi se kaha-
Jetha Lal: Sone do abhi mujhe.
Ispe Daya ne kaha: Uth jao, Bapu ji bula rahe hai aapko.
Ye sun kar Jetha Lal ko gussa aa gaya. Usne Daya ki gaand par ek zor ka thappad maara aur bola-
Jetha Lal: Saali, mujhe pagal banaati hai! Mai jaanta hu, ki Bapu ji baahar gaye hue hai. Ab mujhe sone de, warna teri gaand ki ache se pitayi karunga.
Ab Jetha Lal ka thappad khaane ke baad Daya boli-
Daya: Uuuiii Maa, Aap bhi na Tapu ke Baapu. Acha chalo so jao, warna meri gaand ki khair nahi.
Aur ye bol kar Daya wapas chali gayi aur firse apna kaam karne lag gayi.
Ab chalte hai Anjali ke ghar ki taraf. Anjali apne ghar ka kaam kar rahi thi aur Taarak apne office ke liye taiyaar ho raha tha. Fir Anjali ne jaldi se Taarak ko khaana diya aur wo jaldi-jaldi office chala gaya.
Taarak ke jaane ke baad Anjali ghar par free baithi thi aur fir wo Karan ke baare me sochne lag gayi. Wo soch rahi thi, ki wo Karan ko laddu kaise khilaaye. Pehle usne socha, ki wo Karan ko ghar bula kar usko laddu khila de. Lekin tabhi Taarak ghar par wapas aa gaya. Taarak ko dekh kar Anjali ne usse poocha-
Anjali: Aap ghar wapas kaise aa gaye?
To Taarak ne kaha: Kuch documents taiyaar karne the, jo Mai bhool gaya.
Ye sun kar Anjali ko thoda bura laga. Fir Anjali ne socha, ki itne me wo Karan ke ghar jaa kar usko laddu khila kar aa sakti thi. Ab Anjali Karan ke ghar jaane ke liye taiyaar ho gayi. Tabhi usne socha, ki thodi der wait karni chahiye. Aur wo wait karne lag gayi.
Ab Sukhi ke ghar par chalte hai. Waha Karan apne room me aaram kar raha tha aur Pooja exam dene gayi thi. Sukhi abhi so rahi thi aur Rita apni hone waali Sasu Maa ke liye khaana aur chai bana rahi thi.
Ab Rita ki chai ban chuki thi. Fir wo chai leke Sukhi ke room me gayi aur usko uthaane lagi. Uske baad Rita ne Sukhi ko chai di. Sukhi aaj kaafi thaki hui lag rahi thi, kyuki wo kal 8 logo se chudi thi. Aur 8 logo se chudna koi aasan baat nahi hai.
Fir thodi der baad Sukhi apne kaam ke liye taiyaar ho gayi. Wo saath me ghar ka bhi kuch kaam kar rahi thi.
Ab chalte hai Sardar ke ghar par. Waha bhi waisa hi haal tha. Sodhi apne kaam par jaane ke liye taiyaar ho raha tha aur Roshan khaana bana rahi thi. Unka Gogi puttar apne mobile par Xahani dot com par story padh raha tha aur uska lund khada ho gaya tha.
Jab Gogi ne apne khade lund ko dekha, to usne socha ki usko lund chuswa kar aana chahiye. Tabhi usne Daya ko phone karne ka socha. Udhar Daya kitchen me thi aur uska phone uske paas me hi tha.
Wo apna kaam kar rahi thi aur saath me badi masti se gaana gaa rahi thi. Tabhi uska phone baja, lekin usne dhyaan nahi diya. Gogi ne do baar Daya ko phone kiya, lekin Daya ne phone nahi uthaya. Isse Gogi ko Daya par gussa aane lag gaya.
Fir Gogi ne seedhe Daya ke ghar ke landline par phone kiya. Jab Daya ko phone ko awaaz aayi, to usne jaldi se phone utha liya. Fir jaise hi Daya ne phone uthaya, to aage se Gogi bola-
Gogi: Saali haraamzaadi, kutiya! Tujhe pata nahi, ki Mai tujhe kitni der se phone kar raha hu.
Gogi ka gussa dekh kar Daya ko thoda darr lagne lag gaya. Fir Daya ne Gogi ko kaha-
Daya: Sorry! Wo mera phone silent par pada tha.
Tabhi Gogi ne Daya ko gusse me kaha-
Gogi: Teri Maa ki chut saali! Ab Mai tujhe silent par karunga. Chal bata ab, ki tu kya kar rahi hai?
To Daya ne kaha: Ji khaana bana rahi hu.
Ispe Gogi ne kaha: Acha theek hai. Ab mera lund khada hai. Kya karu Mai iska?
Daya ne kaha: Abhi to Mai nahi aa sakti. Thodi der wait karo, fir baad me aa jaana.
Ispe Gogi ne kaha: Itna time nahi hai mere paas. Chal ab apne kitchen me jaa aur video call kar. Aaj tujhe saza milne waali hai kutiya.
Fir Daya kitchen me aa gayi. Iske aage kya hone wala hai, wo aapko agle part me pata chalega. Agar aapko kahani achi lagi ho, to mujhe mail karke apni feedback zaroor de.
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